spest

A shortened term for a "sex pest", a pervert

God, did you hear what Tony did last night, he's such a spest. The spest from the west!

by smjm_arr April 16, 2019

Spest

The biggest, cow farming douchebag that anyone will ever meet. Usually stands about 6'3" tall and weigh about 110 pounds. Other names include Spist, Spesty, Asbestos, and "Hey Speeeest". Nobody should be proud of being a Spest.

Dude that faggot is such a spest.

by LBC123 October 14, 2014

Spest

An honorable guy who is a hero to a lot of people and doesn’t fear anything. If you call someone a Spest in Germany he will instantly try to become friends with you.

Thank you Olaf, you’re such a Spest!

by MisterMistery December 6, 2021

Spectaculacular

Adj./ variation of Spectacular: A word to describe how you feel when you're high on medications that the doc gives you while in the hospital or psychiatric ward. That feeling of being out of control of what you say or do and feeling like you are on cloud nine.

Dean: You okay?

Sam: No. No, I'm not okay

I... I am awesome

Dean: They give you something?

Sam: Oh, yeah. They gave me everything.

It's Spectaculacular

From Supernatural Season 5 Episode 11 Sam, Interrupted

by VampAngl12 September 14, 2010

Cone spastic

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.

"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"

by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville

Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.

by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

spastic jawline

A completely deformed jawline

shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline

by Jawlord January 30, 2017