SpeedyVanSpeedBoi

Speedy is speedy, until speedy is slow, then speedy is no longer speedy. Who knew. As you can see speedy is something of a being, but speedy, until speedy is slow. See it's just a huge loop, where one is speedy till one is no longer speedy.

I am speedy, for that I am not slow, until i am
Also very good as a discord name, such as SpeedyVanSpeedBoi, Speedy, Very Speedy, Ultimate Speedy, Speedy Of the spedyness.

SpeedyVanSpeedBoi by SideTrail April 27, 2021

speedyvanspeedboi

well hes speedy and not, cuz speed is speed and a person cannot be that. so what does that mean for our dear friend (i before e except after c, eg friend not FREIND, see, back to the definition) speedy, well either it has fooled us all or, speedy is not really speedy. back to the loop my friends! Anyways, speedy is a follower of the cole man guy. and also enjoys watching vids of small Minecraft youtubers, like pewdipie, (jk, dont kill me pls).

You can talk like a human
Hello speedyvanspeedy boi
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can u talk
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oh right you dont use ur mic
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ok then
..........
hi
wtf ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
And some other forms of names are SpeedyvanSpeedBoi, speeds, speedness, full speeds and more. yeah.

speedyvanspeedboi by SideTrail April 28, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016