The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.
After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.
by Baltimore Beatdown October 9, 2007
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"Spastic in the attic" Refers to someone who has been or is being ostracised, outcast or neglected due to medical or social reasons.
"Look Buckley, I know I've broken my arm, but I'm not going to be treated like some spastic in the attic!"
by James Buckley August 21, 2007
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"That pie was crippled spastic"

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by garylikesweed February 5, 2009
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This is when a child acts like an utter spastic and you want to kill yourself or kill them eg William gallavin or the i play Pokemon go kid
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A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....
by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016
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Something a gay person would say
Boy 1 “ I am feeling very spastic today”
Boy 2 “ I agree you make me spastic”
by Shazz the hentai November 19, 2020
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meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.
Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".
by dylberto32 August 21, 2009
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