Spanky Wanky

When you ejaculate on your partners bum cheek and then slap it as hard as possible to watch it fly everywhere.

Do you want to come upstairs for a Spanky Wanky. I hope it gets messy!

by Davo375932 February 02, 2021

Spanky Wanky

The action of a child hitting a family member, other than direct family, due to them being angry or annoyed

Little Edward gave a spanky wanky to his aunt because she kept on calling him little baby

by biggestunicorn May 16, 2020

wanky spanky

The act of asking someone to get spanked by a cock.

Hey you wanna do a little wanky spanky over there?

by Dick Smalls May 15, 2010

Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.

"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"

by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021

Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 05, 2021