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The term coined when a man rubs one out into his lovers eyes whilst she/he sleeps. The semen then hardens as the lover sleeps blissfully unaware of the surprise waiting for her/him when they awake.

The term "spalding" originated from an unknown source, but has become a popular name for this most beloved of sexual pranks.
Matt jizzed into Doug's eyes whilst he was sleeping. The next morning, Doug awoke to find that he couldn't open his eyes. Trying to remove the crispy and slightly sticky residue from around his eyes, his fingers and face got all gunked up.

Matt gave Doug a very nice spalding last night after a lovers tiff!
by Jam-Master Jay March 13, 2008
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Verb: A desperate minor finishing abandoned drink(s) after a dinner or party.
Look at Jimmy over spalding that table
by DaShooster June 20, 2010
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The act of a man tea bagging a woman's face until she chokes to death.
When the coroner arrived, he determined the cause of death was spalding. The woman was suffocated by Mr. Cox's ridciulously huge ball sack which had already been filed on record as a deadly weapon.
by Dr. Kenneth Kaniff December 07, 2008
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Spalding is a town in Lincolnshire, full of imbred retarded morons who think the sun shines out of their rear ends. The main species of wildlife is emo, of the sub genious goth. The town has been known to be described as a blackhole on the face of the planet that sucks all living happiness out of it.
'Goodbye my dear I'm just off to Spalding to be heckled by emos, and then have my soul torn from my remains from some druggy'
by Gandalf the polka dotted December 28, 2007
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any abandoned beverage especially/typically occurring after/during a big party...coined by the Beasters of EC Glass High School class of 1990

It is a reference/ode to "Spalding" the teenage character in "Caddy Shack" who at one point in the movie slinks down the bar finishing all the left behind beers and cocktails
There were a bunch a lighweights at the party last night as indicated by the hundreds of spaldings we had to clean up.
by jcollege May 18, 2009
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5'6" leggy blonde girl with blue/green eyes, and parents who are enthusiastic about basketball. Has a generally good and slightly perverted sense of humor. At first comes off as a far off, ditzy, space cadet, but is really a deep and emotional person. Plays volleyball and basketball, and makes all the boys drool ;)
"Whoah, dude have you seen the new girl? She's totally Spalding material!"

"Yeah, she's hot, I had a dream about her last night... "
by wouldilietoyou?? October 03, 2011
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