Spacker Chariot

People driving round on vehicles on pavements are generally driving said vehicle, a spacker chariot is usually driven by mentally handicapped or old people, these "chariots" give the impression they have no breaks, and generally try to run you over

look at that old man bombing along on his spacker chariot, i so want one!

by Whitemonster February 18, 2009

spacker bus

our next door neighbours bus. a fiat scudo lol similar to spacker eh? its a taxi used to transport his window lickers to school

fiat scudo spacker bus type effergy

by jay1985 October 3, 2006

Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

by Bigsize August 13, 2008

spacktard [spacker]

Cross between a spacker and a retard.

i knew you'd forget your key to the front door spacktard spacker.

by ben parkinson November 16, 2007

Chat Spacker

A cyber bully. By using words online to offend others you become a chat spacker.

Tom: Dave was calling me names online last night.

Sally: Ah, he's such a Chat Spacker, ignore him.

by malcomthird December 8, 2009

spacker dance

The abnormal (and sometimes amusing) slapping about of a spacker's hands in certain circumstances.

"Hey, check him out, he's doing the spacker dance. What a dick."

by Mac_Tonight January 26, 2008

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009