Soynytard 

Your garden variety sony pony couldn't come close to this fine specimen. A soynytard goes far beyond the norm of defending sony at every turn and achieves perfection by denying reasoning, logic, facts, and statistics.

God damn, these soynytards have gone beyond being brainwashed, it's like they've emptied out their skulls and filled it with cow dung.

Soynytard by AR45H June 16, 2021

soytard

A person who drinks soy "milk" and complains about the need for non dairy alternatives in an overly aggressive and somewhat retarded manner.

These people are often lactarded as well.

Dorm Resident: Hey Elaine! I picked up all supplies for dorm brunch tomorrow.

Elaine (Dorm Director): Great, but I see you didn't get non-dairy milk alternatives for the soytards in the building.

soytard by Tanaka Mushi September 4, 2006

Sontard 

Sontard is the oldest child of youtubers Shaycarl and Katilette. He is the older brother of Princesstard, Babytard, and Rocktard. As the eldest child, Sontard is a very loving older bro and looks out for all his younger siblings. He definitely looks up to his father in a lot of ways and will prove to be a great man someday.

Of all things, Sontard definitely knows how to bust some moves. He will break out dancing anytime, anywhere. His specialty is definitely the worm. Sontard is also mad G and loves hip hop. All the girls in his class like him, leading him to wonder "how did I get so handsome?"

Some of his other hobbies include chasing his sister around the house and playing sports. He's probably the buffest, coolest, more awesome 1st grader you'll ever meet.

Person 1: WHOA! Is that Sontard doing the worm dance and being cool and sh**?!

Person 2: Hell yeah, bro!

Sontard: I'll do the worm dance anytime and anywhere I go!
Person: Prove it.
Sontard: *breaks down and does the sickest worm dance in history*
Person: EPIC!

Sontard by ilovemypuppyjenna97 August 19, 2011

Songtard 

n.
1) An individual singing a retarded song.
2) An individual singing a good song in a retarded manner.

1 (upon hearing a guy singing, for example, a Celine Dion song)
"Oh man, he is such a Songtard"

Songtard by Zzag March 12, 2008

Soytard

Vegetarian with holier than thou attitude

get this soytard with the furled brow outta here while i eat my steak in peace

Soytard by josh vinson July 1, 2008

soundtard 

n. A person with a learning disability (such as central auditory processing disorder) or physiological hearing problem, whose perception or understanding of auditory stimulus is retarded, but who is otherwise of normal ability and intelligence.

adj. Of the above condition.

My sister wears a hearing aid because she's a soundtard.

After that Metallica concert we were all soundtarded.

soundtard by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005