A centrally located town in Connecticut. Bordered by New Britain, Cheshire, Meriden, Bristol, Plainville, and Berlin. Its a valley, so all the shit flows down hill. That is my theory explaining our amount of screwed upness. We have low taxes because we sacrifice many social services. We have the least ambitious students around. The last time someone got into Yale was in 1976. Most of our school is content simply ingesting random drugs. We have a drinking high school with a football problem. We have Tops Supermarket which encompasses all that is screwed up about this town. In short, this place sucks and don't move here if possible. John Sample is a REAL person and the living embodiment of our dysfunctional nature. Trivia Bonus: John Sample worked at Tops.
Hi, I am from Southington and I am ashamed about it.
by madphysicsman August 20, 2004
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Southington is suburb of Hartford with interstate 84 running through it, with about 40,000 people living here. Mostly

comprised of Italians and Polish people.

I just want to say that many of there other reviews about this town are inaccurate. Yes we do have drug problems, but what town doesn't? Other reviews called this a poor town? Southington is comprised of upper middle class, and the average income is about 75,000(which is pretty high). Most of the high schoolers did not pay for their cars and everyone has one(some even get them before there permits.

There are kids at the high school who do not care about school, but there are also who take it seriously. Southington High School has a college going rate about 80% so it can't be that bad. We have two movie theaters in the area, a theme park, and Queen Street which has about name brand restaurant on it.

One thing I can say as an alum of Southington is that there are many kinds of kids at Southington. Generally people are nice and get along. And I am surprised no one mentioned that Southington takes a lot of pride in their sports. All of the sports team are competitive, and will usually compete in the state finals. Overall, you can make what you want of Southington, but most of the other reviews were very wrong.
Southington is really not as bad as these people put it out to be. You can choose to be a nothing or you can be succesful.
by regperson4554 July 26, 2012
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A suburban town in central Connecticut; a town that is large enough to be a city but remains a town because it sounds good.
More restaurants on Queen Street (per square feet)than anywhere else in the world. (9 Dunkin' Donuts, 2 McDonalds, 2 Subways, 100 pizza places, etc.)
by Vu December 11, 2003
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Thermospa at the mall forgot to put Southington as John Sample's hometown.
by Jesus Christ December 22, 2003
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Centrally located in CT. One a the few towns that gets payed to bring in black people from Hartford. All we are known for is our football program and drug abuse. Here all the white girls sleep around, and use they're parents money to look classy. Where everyone is fake and full of crap, and like to pretend that they're the shit. The guys are even uglier then the girls (unless you wanna talk about the senior class.) The football players (2-time CCC champs) get drooled over, and the messy rivalry with hard-hittin New Britain is the best place to be....if you wanna get shot!
Southington only has black kids because our school system is poor despite the surrounding rich white community.
by bkf09 January 15, 2007
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where all the girls are ugly and sleep around and the guys act black and have their moms buy them expensive cars. Not a place to brag about being from.
ha ha, Your from Southington
by BOB March 2, 2004
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this is were all hte wiggers come to play and try to act black so if your traveling dont come into southington the white people there are all on drugs
by mike December 18, 2003
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