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South Park Statement 

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.
Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.
South Park Statement by Composer man December 27, 2023

miller park south 

The place where the Brewers beat the cubs in game 163.

Around 50% of fans were for Milwaukee, there were more Brewers chants than Cubs chants.
The cubs blew it again, against the Brewers this time at Miller park south.
miller park south by KIV-YS October 2, 2018

south park middle school 

just a really nice school with a bunch of assholes
hey man south park middle school is dope if assholes weren't there

south park

a religion practiced by prophets Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

conflict of good (followers of Eric) and evil (followers of Kyle) is an important aspect of this religion.
Les Claypool
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time

Stan and Kyle
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation

Les
Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind

Cartman
Ample parking, day or night
People spouting "Howdy, neighbor!"

Les
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind

Kenny
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with big vaginas!

Les
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine

Craig Tucker(South Park) 

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.

South Park

Probaby the funniest shit known to man or beast.
John saw an episode of South Park and laughed for the rest of his life.
South Park by Ainolketta February 19, 2005