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sous vide 

French - lit. "under vacuum"

A cooking technique in which food is vacuum sealed in a bag and placed in a temperature-controlled water bath for several hours.

Usually, the water bath is kept at the desired final temperature of the food so that the entire portion slowly reaches the same level of doneness inside and out.

This technique is often used to precisely cook meats to a desired temperature.
I had a filet mignon prepared sous vide for dinner last night.
sous vide by Josh2003 June 4, 2023
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sous vide 

Some weird sex thing the kids are into these days.
I can't believe he thought I'd sous vide on the first date. That's gross.
sous vide by breathe with me April 20, 2016

Sous Vide 

When you get your dick sucked with a condom on.
My boy just got his dick sucked with a condom on in Mexico City, we call that a Sous Vide.

Idaho Sous Vide 

Method of cooking raw meat (usually wild game such as rabbits, squirrels, or trash pandas) by wrapping in heavy tin foil and then tossing in the ol’ meth bucket during a new batch. Best paired with a nice stolen can of paint thinner.
Working up an appetite from attending the white nationalist rally in Sandpoint all day, Sally took advantage of her cousin Vincent cooking a new batch of his famous bucket meth, by simultaneously using the Idaho Sous Vide method to cook a nice squirrel for them to share in the backyard with their 11 children.
Idaho Sous Vide by Dingus701 March 9, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004