Sour Patch Kinder

Sour patch kinder: WE CANT BE SWEET! WE MUST BE SOUR!!! *becomes nazi*

by _igger May 25, 2023

Sour patch smoothie

When your eating out a girl and she pisses in your mouth and you collect some of it in your mouth and try to spit it back into her vagina

She gave me a Sour patch smoothie last night i Don't think I'll see her again

by I hate avrin February 17, 2022

The left over sugar in the bottom of a bag of sour patch kids.

High Kid 1: yo man i love eating the sugar at the bottom of these sour patch kids.

High Kid 2: you mean the sour patch jizz?

by ThePatchKid January 11, 2013

When a girl goes number one before getting her pussy ate out. It's sour at first, but the more you lick it, the sweeter it gets.

Her pussy tasted funny at first. I think she was a sour patch girl.

by TEM July 14, 2014

The dried semin residue left on a womans pubic hair after sex.

Denise had a tough time picking out the sour patch kids after that all night orgy.

by Mike Taylor 22 January 29, 2007

A certain facial expression indicating something is extremely sour or doesn't taste right.

We could tell Pat didnt like what he was eating, every time he took a bite he made a "Sour Patch Face".

by Htiek September 21, 2013

If one is a sour patch kid, they are gay, and taste sour, like a fat person who just ran a mile.

I gave head to Luke last night and he tasted like a sour patch kid

by austin rinahldi October 28, 2008