That fat slob you work with who thinks he is the most important person in the company but in reality he is the most worthless person and the company would be far ahead of they fired him. He usually sits around talking shit about everyone else to try and make himself look better. He whines and complains about anything and everything and brings everyone's morale down. Every workplace has one and unfortunately these guys usually get promoted over the people who actually deserve it.
My slugworker sat in the supervisors office talking shit about us all day so now we have to work Saturday and he somehow got Friday off.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!