he is the jerkiest person you could ever know in your whole life , advice: do not make him your friend cuz he'll change you and replace you as quick as possible and will syop talking to uu like u killed his beloved cat or dog and then he'll come back and act like nothing has ever happened (that super jealous guy who is intrigued in you) lil dummy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"