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Sock Job

Similar to a Pink Sock, but much much better!
Once a Pink Sock has been performed,as in it's definition and your load left inside, affix a rubberband to the base of the pink beast, and get your partner in crime to suck it all out.
Mac_G: "Hey Josh, You wanna have a Sock Job today?"

Josh: Oh yes please, only this time take your dentures out, don't wanna burst the hoemroids again.
by Mac_G September 11, 2006
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seattle sock job

A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.
my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job
by milwwi53215 October 31, 2007
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Pink Sock Blow Job

The act of cleaning a pink sock before reinserting it back into the anus.
"After I gave her a pink sock, I had to give her a pink sock blow job. That shit has to be clean or it will get infected."
by Santorum fairy December 14, 2011
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sockjob

The act of rubbing your feet on a penis while wearing socks, preferably to the point of causing an orgasm.
Man, Katie had on the cutest socks last night, and gave me a hellacious sockjob!
by Pontious November 28, 2004
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sockjob

The art (yes, ART) of stroking a man's organ to the point of audible pleasure, but entirely with one's sock-clad feet.
Jamar - "Man, my girl had on them sweet nylon socks last night and they was just drivin' me wild! I couldn't stop sniffin' 'em!"

Tayshon - "Then what?"

Jamar - "She milk me wit' 'em! So silky soft, the ceilin' was drippin' wit' ma DNA!"

Tayshon - "So she give you a sockjob?"

Jamar - "Hell yeah! Like you ain't know, brotha!"
by SockLUVVA89NIGGAwut January 16, 2009
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Sockjob

when someone uses their socked feet to masturbate someone elses penis. similar to a foot job
Jake convinced his girlfriend to give him a sockjob.
He came all over her socks.
by sockwiki June 20, 2010
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Seattle SockJob

You tie your lady up and after taking a laxative you shit in a sock and beat her with it.
by tennrattler February 27, 2003
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