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sock boppin 

The act of male masturbation by which a sock is placed over the erect penis and thusly stroked in various directions until orgasm has been achieved. The semen-filled sock is then tossed in the laundry thereby eliminating the need for messy cleanup of spilled sperms. This method is commonly employed by people who wish to decrease their dependence on tissues or other paper products in conjunction with masturbation.
Dude, I was sock boppin with the yellow-striped tube sock this afternoon when my mom busted into my room with the clean laundry!
sock boppin by sirspankalot May 2, 2008
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Sockpopping 

When you repeatedly pop your shoulder joint.
Everyone was freaked out when they heard the sound of him sockpopping his arm.
Sockpopping by savnt May 13, 2021
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026