A resident of the North East town of Middlesbrough. Scum, Scally, Ignoramus, Imbecile, Smog Monster and many many more of these fine words describe the plankton that populate this town. If you ever go there, keep a close eye on your stuff, it will go missing.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).