socal barbie

These are chicks with fake everything from their head down to their toes. It usually starts with huge fake tits, oversize lips follows by bleach blond (or sometime red) hair and fake tan. Typical gold diggers that somehow always ended up with broke ass boyfriend rather than rich old guy. They ranges from 20s somethings all the way to 40s something. You can always spot them around Rodeo Drive or around Santa Monica Promenade.

Check out that Socal Barbie with the rich old dude in the Bentley.

socal barbie by Socal Native August 7, 2011

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socal barbie

951 represent!!!!
usually girls from the 951 area. IE!
these girls are endangered species which means they are really hard to find now.

opposite of a brohoe and antonym of a famous girl.

they are really really tanned; super fit. knows alot of socal/ bro guys. down to earth girls. aint afraid to fight. and always down for a ride. even though they look and dress like brohoes, they dont act like them.

these girls are respected far from brohoes and have class with an ass.

Shanna Moakler--

You can autromatically tell a SoCAL Barbie by there appearance and their attitude they are as real as it gets and are usually bobcats.

socal barbie by Kari$MA January 17, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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