snwod

Snwod: pronounced 's-n-woor-d' (1) an amusing insult implying stupidity, (2) an exclamatory remark to express surprise, disdain or amusement, (3) an ambiguous adjective with multiple uses. Background: derived from an original affectionate insult of a cat with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and a term of light-hearted abuse applied to people who fall over when they go roller skating. Now widely applicable in any field or situation.

(a) "You have such severe snwod." (b) "Snwod!!" (c) "She has snwod." (d) "Snwod off!"

by Boushinigami May 13, 2005

Snowdicking

The act of creating a large-scale penile statue comprised in part or entirely of snow or ice for the purposes of self-expression through the artistic medium of sculpture.

It snowed three feet last night and knocked out the power, so my friends and I went snowdicking to pass the time.

by NonEMoose February 18, 2013

Snowday Roulette

The risky work-avoiding game one plays on the night before a possible snow day at work, school, etc.

Billy: Hey Rick, finished that lab report yet?

Rick: Nah, I'm gonna play some snowday roulette tonight. You know we're supposed to get five inches tomorrow?

by JetTripleSeven February 20, 2011

Snowdeath

The gross overreaction of the media and segments of the general public to an extremely low amount of predicted snowfall (or flurries). This overreaction tends to dull otherwise competant people into making foolish decisions.

People clearing the shelves of perishable food (not canned food) when there is a potential of a Snowdeath. However, if a storm did occur, the food could go bad due to a loss of power.

The media running crawls of the Snowdeath on the bottom of the television screen and well as breaking into broadcasting when snow does actually fall. The media also sends TEAMS of reporters to cover flurries falling throughout a fifteen county area, just to be SURE we are SAFE.

An Emergency Manager sounding the tornado siren to warn of impending doom, er, Snowdeath (flurries).

by GeorgiaBoy March 6, 2013

Swodge

To reach a new level of social status and badassery above that of being cool or having swag.

mate, swodge

aww man you have so much swodge

awkward silence... SWODGE!

by ArC. The Valkyrie February 19, 2014

*snods*

v.

To nod sagely.

> Wow, that's a madd skilled tactic.
> *snods*

by jiaflu December 21, 2006

Atomic snoodle

This is when you snoodle an atomic fireball and insert it into some ones asshole.

I just performed the atomic snoodle i bet my cock tastes great.

by Shithousepoet September 30, 2014