snow god

Provides loads of that crystalline white stuff skiers and snowboarders alike love to shred.

Dude #1: Wow dude , have you seen how much fresh pow the snow god gave us?
Dude #2 No dude but I'm sure we'll shred all of the gnar!

by DudeWhoShreds December 27, 2015

Salute to the Snow God

Placing your windshield wipers up off of the windshield in preparation for a snow storm expected to make your vehicle difficult to wipe down. Having the wipers up prevents them from being iced in places and streamlines the process of scraping your car.

When Alice got home for the night, she checked the weather to see if she should perform a Salute to the Snow God to make scraping her car easier in the morning.

Or

Walking down the street in a snow storm in January, Peter all of the cars parker along the street with their wipers up in a Salute to the Snow God.

by Just for this one definition April 16, 2021

God of Snow

all mighty snow god prayed upon when wishes of heavy snow

Billy: dude, i prayed to the God of Snow because i wanted it to snow. we got 12 inches!
Bobby: nice, thanks God of Snow!

by LAWLZninjaCAT January 26, 2012

snow goddess

Like a snow bunny (white girl with booty) but with better credit and job

She used to be my snow bunny but she glowed up into a snow goddess

by QueenE_snowgoddess February 24, 2017