verb; the act of unfolding your body on some one who is bend down at the waist, usually while yelling, "SNOOORLAAAX!"
it is important to note that snorlaxing is not done across the back, so that the spines are perpendicular.
this is often done to highschool kids who have bottom lockers, or untied shoes.
it is important to note that snorlaxing is not done across the back, so that the spines are perpendicular.
this is often done to highschool kids who have bottom lockers, or untied shoes.
dude: Dude, was Eric just bending over your back?
other dude: Yeah, dude. He snorlaxed me. Its not a gay think, i promise.
other dude: Yeah, dude. He snorlaxed me. Its not a gay think, i promise.
by Bill Neric May 26, 2010
A nickname that the German Nazi's gave to the first homosexual, originally named Hunter of Spartan, now used to make fun of over weight pussys.
by pfd 6th period March 26, 2010
by amogus sus December 14, 2021
The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept
Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)
by Daaaaaaaadddddddd February 1, 2010
When you totally bang the shit out of a drunk strumpet and then fall asleep on top of her, possibly suffocating her
by Peterson's Black Ass December 11, 2007
The sexual act of having a morbidly obese asian woman spread apart her ass cheeks and rap them around your face, having the ass engulf your entire head. The fat asain woman then proceeds to rip ass all over the person's face.
It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.
It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.
Stefan - "Dude, when I traveled to China I had a fat asian hooker give me the best winking snorlax of my life!"
Terry - "Swag"
Terry - "Swag"
by twizzlaaaaaaa December 31, 2011
When one's routine consists of nothing but eating and sleeping. According to the Pokedex entry for Snorlax, "All it does is eats and sleeps."
by vine-whip November 12, 2011