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The akt of snitching when you get arrested by the police trying to save your own ass then fail miserably At which point all your friends begin to hate you and you get arrested with the rest of them and end up lookin like a fukkin idiot.
Snitch
Who's van was it ?
I dunno
How about we start with how the van got in the snowbank kuz i don't even know that one yet ?
I was just driving along and i spun out
Isn't that front wheel drive ?
ya i think so
K WELL U JUST HUNG URSELF
were you using the e brake ?
The e brake light was on but the e brake didn't work
SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD HIM THAT MORON
And it still spun out ? I think you knew what you were doing made a stupid mistake and ended the kar into a snowbank.
no
WELL VALI U DID AND U DID KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOIN.
Did you tell them the kar was stolen
Yes.
ASSHOLE
So you told J and J that the kar was stolen
Yes.
Y U SAY DAT 4? R U DUMB?!?!
before or after they entered the vehicle?
Before.
Just snitchin on everybody today.
I'm gonna kut in here, This fukkin kid is an asshole

who was driving?
We all were
YOU DUMB KOKK SUKKER I WASN'T DRIVING WHEN UR STUPIDASS KRASHED I WASN'T DRIVING WHEN UR DUMBASS RAN INTO A KURB 50084983487619284721037498123074 TIMEZ YOU FUKKIN ASSHOLE

so j and j were driving too ?
Yes
by Violent J. [Psychopathik] April 08, 2009
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A word sometimes used in a wrong way. A snitch isn't someone who tattle-tells on someone. A snitch is a person who tells on someone simply because they're jealous or ratting someone out to save their own self.
Jhonny is selling drugs next door to Rick's house.

Rick is jealous because he sales drugs also, but gets no business.

Rick decides to snitch and tell on Jhonny so that he can get more business for himself.

ex 2:
RIck sales drugs for jhonny.

Rick gets caught and has to do time.

The police tell Rick that if he tells who he's working for, they'll shorten his sentence.

Rick snitches on Jhonny and gets him in trouble so that he can go home early.
by Coco Loso July 07, 2011
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Table of Contents

1. Intro--The Art of Snitching
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2. Before Snitching
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3-1. When should you snitch
3-2. When NOT to snitch
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4. How to Snitch
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1. Snitching is not just something you do, it is an art.
"To Snitch or Not to Snitch" a great one once said
Snitching is basicly telling on someone, but with this guide you will learn how to snitch REDEFINED!
Snitching is telling on another person. Telling another person who cannot do anything about it or does not have high authority does NOT count as snitching.

2. Before Snitching, always make sure you have a comeback incase a counter snitch ( in that case when you snitch on somebody they snitch back) a back up plan and ALWAYS know the consequences of snitching.

3-1. When should you snitch? Well you ONLY snitch during the following:

-when something SERIOUS happens (sometimes even with friends...) eg. someone got stabbed
-when someone snitches on you, you are entitled to 2 free snitchess to the same person.
-when the person does a DICK move to you
- when a person breaks a formal agreement or deal
- if someone has stole something over the value of $5 from you, if someone else, you may tell them but in that case they will have to snitch not you, or else you will be the bigger snitch

3-2. When NOT to snitch (below)
-When someone steals something less than $5 you should not snitch, but you can confront them or steal something of 1.5X value or lower
- NEVER snitch when there is a little friendly prank, or just a casual fight (but you may get revenge)
-When a friend snitches on you, you may call them a snitch for a day or two but NEVER snitch back on them.

4. HOW to snitch, now here comes the art of snitching
To Snitch, sooner or later you know the victim will find out. but you should try to conceal it and have less suspiscion every time you snitch. Try to snitch when the person is away and then go. and do not EVER let the person interrupt while you are snitching because.
A. they can counter snitch, or tell their side of the story
B. After you are done, they will do the same to you

In Conclusion i do not prefer snitching myself unless it is a major cause. Snitching is a great power, and when there is great power it takes great responsibility. (Spiderman 1)
To Snitch or Not to Snitch?
That is the Question
For me to know.
and You to answer.
the fate is yours.
by xXNoobskiXx September 11, 2009
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1. A person who wishes to get stitches

2. Usually a fan of stealing badminton raquets
3. Overall an asshole
H: i told my mum u cheated on the test and she told Mr Hill
A: wtf u little snitch prick
H: So what are you going to do about todays social studies test?
by Tom Swiftly September 01, 2016
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The lowest person on the earth a snitch is some one who tells on another person to the police,bosses,or teachers. Snitching dosent always happen in the criminal world it can also happen to the average person in the workplace. Most people snitch because they are either afraid of doing jail time or they fear of being killed, while other people snitch just to ruin someone's life this type of snitch is the worst and deserves a slow painful death.
John and Henry both work together in a warehouse one day the two get into a argument which ends with henry yelling fuck you, John cries in his mind and snitches to the boss that henry cursed him out henry gets three days suspention without pay.

Lenny- did you here that John snitched on henry for cursing him out
Jennifer- yea the little asshole got him suspended for three days without pay
Lenny- John has got no balls he could have got him fired.
Jennifer- what a snitch piece of shit
by Truth teller2828382 September 23, 2013
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any of a group of people who report the activity and on goings of others to a third party, unusually an authority figure.
I can't believe those snitches... Telling the cops where we got our stash.

Snitches end up in ditches.
by youonlyliveonce July 22, 2009
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=Bitch, a deceitful person who rats out a fellow person about a private matter.
some little snitch ratted me out for smoking at work.
by jarrodsickle June 30, 2010
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