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Snake Fucker 

Snake Fuckers is a subgroup of Snake Lovers. They have had a snakes scaly tail/head sided inside of their ass/pussy and LOVED IT! And if they figured it out, they have had one or two snake penises in them at some point in time. And if male they have had their dick in a snake in some way!

They can be a Snake Foodies, a Squeeze Toys or just a snake lover that went a little too far.
am I a Snake Fucker?
Being a Snake Fucker is 100% legal in Wyoming and New Mexico.
Snake Fucker by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018
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Baby Raping Snake Fucker 

Someone who has done something wrong, which in turn, creates a hassle for you to fix.
You got peanut butter in the jelly jar you baby raping snake fucker.
Baby Raping Snake Fucker by Justyn October 14, 2004

Baby Raping Snake Fucker 

Someone who angers mad women at the expense of their friends' testicles.
My 'friend' Spartacus, arse-grinded some woman - incurring the wrath of some angry whore-bitches, who were friends of his then-girlfriend. They then attacked me and my associate James Davill III, attempting to castrate us with bottles of smirnoff ice. It was unpleasant.

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."