Slang for a slutty person (Man or woman) that enjoys man cum. They are smuggling cum cause they're just so naughty.
Man Jaxson is such a Cum Smuggler
I know right, he looks like he just loves eating cum and sucking dick. Foul.
by Mink673 January 19, 2023
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A smugglers route is an easier way to get to a destination.
There's a lot of traffic on the highway, so I took the smugglers route.
by SueNellFL November 10, 2022
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A gentleman who sodomises another gentleman with the aid of a dairy product.
Those damned butter smugglers across the way want to marry! Over my dead body!
by RH Bobby Sands MP January 12, 2012
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A Dick Smuggler is a Transgender male who is falsely presenting himself off as a real Woman to straight intoxicated males in hopes of pursuing sexual activities with his intoxicated target without being caught. Doing things like performing oral sex or anal Activities in dark or shaded rooms. With Heavily intoxicated Men.
Man I just found out last night after leaving the bar drunk asf I ended up going back to the Telly with some Dick Smugglers bruh!! They smuggled dick into my car then into my room and I didn’t even peep it bruh I’m done drinking on GOD!!
by LewDGreat January 6, 2021
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An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.

The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.

"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"
by Cre8Art January 30, 2014
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A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.
by Johnny On The Slot September 30, 2011
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A magic bottle, meant to spread happiness.
Jim opened his rainbow smuggler, drank the contents and found bliss.
by Notsocunninglinguist December 19, 2018
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