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Sharpen Minstrel Shooting

Where oneself sharpens a minstrel (a popular British chocolate) and inserts it down ones urethra and fires it out when they cum.
"I got so bored last night that i decided to try SMS"
by Lazarus Squatpump December 20, 2016
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Dan: "you just been going through sms, I know your probably sad..."
Gill: " yeah I'm glad you understand..."
by Kakashisan21 February 28, 2019
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on a message or comment someone may write
"sms" and that means that they effectively want to or are seeing you soon
by wmn October 30, 2019
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Tom : How was that girl you went on a date?
Mike : SMS bro, no time for that.
by Yourfatwhitenieghbor October 24, 2019
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Send My Shooters, Shoot Murder Swap
Drake Said In Iā€™m Upset ā€œSMS Triple Xā€ Which Meant He Sent Shooters After X
by Iamcool28939;8585 July 15, 2018
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Sent Message while Shitting - A way of letting people know you're droppin' a deuce while texting them.
315: "pure liquid SMS"
434: "dude thats sick dont text me from the shitter"
by acid66 April 20, 2010
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