Banana smoothie is a phrase used to friends meaning "Please give me some attention".
The phrase is mostly used in the Australian language and mostly used as teenagers.
"Hey, Banana smoothie..."
"Oh I'm sorry. Sure I'll give you attention."
by Banana.faith.smoothie November 24, 2020
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A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.
Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.
by 9inchpunisher May 15, 2019
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A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!
I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie
by Epictailz January 25, 2017
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Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 12, 2020
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When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.
by smoothiebrother October 1, 2022
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A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.
Me and Jennifer had a great time last night, gave her the carrot smoothie to quench our thirsts.
by pas6969 September 11, 2017
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Hunter:Ok mission 17 to find baby yoda
Chef:FIND BABY YODA RIGHT NOW,THAT BABY YODA SMOOTHIE ISNT GONNA MAKE IT SELF
by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 27, 2019
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