Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.
by Uananinominious April 11, 2006
Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.
Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.
Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.
My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,
Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.
Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,
Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.
Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.
by Zakorsumtin March 30, 2011
1)A person or things overall coolness, as created by DJ and Leah.
2)A random term used to say something but you dont know what to say.
2)A random term used to say something but you dont know what to say.
by Warlockguitar24 June 17, 2005
when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness
by Riyeori March 5, 2019
by Mus 1Dollar February 23, 2013
1) A fictional substance, mentioned in Fairly Odd Parents; purportedly the "greatest substance in the world". Capable of entrapping genies, especially Norm.
See also unobtainium.
2) An expletive from the same show, presumably referring to the material.
See also unobtainium.
2) An expletive from the same show, presumably referring to the material.
"There's three things I can't escape from: magic lamps, the charms of Barbara Eden, and smoof!" -Norm the genie
"Oh, smoof." -Timmy Turner
"Oh, smoof." -Timmy Turner
by Makani May 14, 2006
by kid chameleon October 16, 2003