Like someone trying to get ahead by brown nosing, a pickle smoocher is a cock sucker that gently caresses the ego of the one he seeks to influence, rather than going right for the deep throat.
by 057sage March 30, 2016
a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.
Hey, did you see that pickle smoocher, David's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?
by Dave Dil Doe December 17, 2011
Karl is such a ‘sushi smoocher’, he’s always complaining about how his tinder dates have smelly vaginas and yet he loves going down on them.
by AJBabu June 3, 2019
Joe is a Cloth Smoocher
by thanosbeatboxyes February 17, 2021
by Bobby smurada April 27, 2023
One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.
Josh is an anal smoocher.
by dicknibbler October 29, 2015