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Smoletted 

Smollet: Verb
smol*lett | \ smol*lett*ed \
smolletted; smoletting; smolletts

1. The act of botching your staged hate crime so poorly that it ends up disproving the liberal doctrine of "white privilege"
Did you see that guy on the news last night? Man that was so fake. I hope he gets smoletted!

That guy from the news last year got his butt smoletted! He'll never work again!
Smoletted by NuJ4X December 10, 2021
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Smolletted 

When you try to pull a scam but forget that cameras cover nearly every square inch of every place you ever go.
She tried to pull the slippery floor scam but got Smolletted throwing water on the floor and lieing down on top of it
Smolletted by NunayoBidness January 31, 2019
This word is french in origin. It translates to little sun. "Little Sol."
The day would be gloomy without solette.
Solette by Nettz February 3, 2010

smorlette 

1 graham cracker, 6 marshmallows on top of a chocolate bar in an omellete
Castle: I have placed 1 graham cracker, 6 marshmallows on top of a chocolate bar.

Martha Rodgers: In an omelette??

Castle: Not an omelette, a smorlette.
smorlette by Ondre' October 18, 2010
(verb) The act of crafting an elaborate lie or hoax in an effort to maintain a false narrative that supports one's supposed oppressed status and thereby secures social capital (i.e. sympathy, compensation, a social media following, ratings, etcetera) and/or denigrates one's supposed oppressor.
The boy who cried wolf smoletted one too many times, so the wolf ate him.
Smolett by Shinnannegans February 20, 2019
Solette's always know how to solve your problems.Giving you their In put on a situation. Werid but funny most of the time
Girl 1 :yesterday solette told me how to fix a problem with my mom and it worked.

Girl2: I wish I had a solette in my life to help me.
Solette by S.B.B January 31, 2019

jussie smollette 

Small insignificant b-list ballsack or scrotum that desires to glisten with moisture from semen and/or saliva in order to appear juicy.
Allah no i can neva 4git dat lil gay nigga n da way he did teabag me wit his sackalicious jussie smollette