The act in which the male cooks a meal for his partner consisting of her favorite foods.He then procedes to eat all of the prepared food in front of her, sharing none at all. After a period of digestion, he then forces himself to vomit the meal into her rectum, and procedes to use the vomit as a lubricant for anal sex.
"Last Thursday evening, after the wife spilled my beer on me, I went into the kitchen, and proceded to spicy smogcheck that ho."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.