Where you smash your keyboard
Person: why did the chicken cross the road cause it want to go to KFC
Person 2: SMK
by WCG847 February 24, 2021
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SP baby! <3 South Pasadena
by <3 SPHS November 9, 2010
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Software MacKiev company - the largest company in the world porting Windows brends to Macintosh platform. Also develops and publishes several it's own products.
Wow! SMK's World Book is so splendid!
by Shyssiryxius June 13, 2007
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Meaning: smacking my knee

When an individual laughs so hard and begins to smack their knee.
I laughed so hard I was SMK

That girls outfit made me SMK

Judy: (after laughing out loud) "SMK"
Jane: "what does that mean Judy"
Judy: "I'm smacking my knee because you have me laughing so hard!"
by Missy Avery January 25, 2014
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A sexual act performed by two lucky individuals on a middle aged, indian man, with glasses and no personality, whose knees are knobby AF. An up and coming sex position, it promises to make your day beautiful and filthy wet. Forget a wet female part, this is the real fucking deal. Knee sucking is the next big thing, and will fucking rock. So lets fucking get started on SMK.
lets suck knees. you can suck my knee (SMK) first. how do you want me to suck it? lets suck it nice and slow. like old times.
by indianlovers1234567890 May 28, 2012
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suck my kne, like that one episode of Naruto where he gets poisoned n some random girl has to suck the poison outta his knee n he gets real turned on but thats off topic. Suck. My. Knee.
I don't wanna pay for your starts bagels bro, just cuz I work there doesn't mean u can freeload. smk.
by whiteobama2020 November 28, 2018
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SMK means Slapping my knee.

Something is so funny that you are slapping your knee
Did you hear the joke that Josh made? I was totally SMK.
by raysalol June 4, 2022
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