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Shmerdon 

A phrase used when something bad happens.
Shmerdon, I forgot my wallet.
That exam was a shmerdon.
Shmerdon by Almush1 December 3, 2021
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Smeirdon 

The fat kid who sits at the back of your class with big sun glasses on to hide the fact he is obviously been hitin' the hash. He is loud, annoying, with terriable body oder and will hit you up for money and never pay you back.

A Smeirdon will think he can drive like Sterling Moss but actually has less skill then Wyonia Rider has at shop lifting.

If you meet a Smeirdon run and if he asks for your number don't give it out or he will continue to phone you just to talk about nothing at all or that he is lost in a park and high as shit, it's 2 am and could come pick him up.
Oh man that fucking smeirdon in are english class stole my bike.

Learn to drive you fucking smeirdon!!!
Smeirdon by Rickman69 March 1, 2005

Smerconish 

Similar to a dirty Sanchez, a Smerconish is where during anal intercourse the penis is removed from the anus and is smeared on the woman's or man's face in a circle around the mouth giving a poop goatee.
Scott:"Dude I totally Smerconished that chick last night!"
Brad:"Fuck yeah broski!"
Smerconish by peezy2014 April 3, 2019

smernonian 

An employee working at Smerno.
Smernonian's come from all sorts of backgrounds, experiences, and expertise. Smernonians build new systems, challenge the status quo, and work relentlessly to innovate.
smernonian by smernonian October 2, 2022

sherdonnese 

a euphemistic language developed by s callan that calls out the repressed inadequacies of certain narcissistic members of society. Synonymic slander

Being in touch with your "X" chromosomes.
We have great communication around here
AND BY "COMMUNICATION" YOU MEAN "FRAGILE EGO'S"
I speak sherdonnese
sherdonnese by uberfallz August 14, 2011
Hello Sherdon, how are you?
Sherdon by Bitsstib November 24, 2021