A cocktail developed by a Piece of Shit guy,(Piece) at Thredbo village , Australia, on or around 2018.
A Smelly Vagina is: bailys, tequila, and some other random spirt of your choosing.
This is akin to "new car smell". The feeling you get when you sit in a new car and enjoy that scent of a "new" car. Thus, new vagina smell, or nvs, is that feeling when you enjoy the scent of a "new" vagina. Please note, although the vagina may not necessarily be "new", it's new to you, especially compared to the old sandwich meat that you are currently fucking.
I am so sick of the old ball and chain, need to get me some "new vagina smell" soon.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)