smeg head

From Smegma - meaning the cheesey scum found under the foreskin. Adapted for use in "Red Dwarf"
Can be used to describe spoddy geeks who actually still watch Red Dwarf, or annoying people

"Christ did you see him!? What a smeg head"

by Foolfarian May 9, 2004

Smeg-blow

When a girl sucks the smegma out of your foreskin.

Jen gave Chris a smeg-blow.

by Kerrad from new jersey April 6, 2009

smeg head

a complete smeggatori in context of smeggory the complete smeg has to have smeggly attributes.

rimmer, skidz, hazza, twonks, twirps, bambozzlas, smeggatori's, and smeeeeeeg heeeeads.

by El Presidento January 1, 2004

Copious Smeg

Copious amounts of White GUNK around and under a mans forskin.

Ashley hand has copious smeg

by Thunder cuntz July 4, 2018

Cadburys creme smeg

To cut top off creme egg, scoop out filling, replace with mans milk squeezed out of the backside of a willing participant, replace top of egg and put in freezer until chocolate sets. Wrap back up in foil wrapper. That's how I eat mine!

Would anyone like a cadburys creme smeg?
Hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
That tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)

by Mingaling April 16, 2009

Smeg you later

When you say good bye to someone you dont like as you rub your smeg on their hand.

Jack : 'Smeg you later pet'
Hannah : 'good bye, wait what is this shit on my hand'
Michael: 'Smegtastic'

by freegeeks September 23, 2009

jammy smeg head

The least time you would ever entertain going down on a woman!

Having a quite spiffing time playing round then all of a sudden like a vulcano your covered in strawbery jam and cream! nice! gives a new meaning to the word strawberys and cream......

by toady April 6, 2004