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Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

smashed crab by Break the Cycle March 11, 2007

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smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

smashed crab by Carl December 2, 2003

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Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

Smashed crab by Dan quaid June 4, 2018

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smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

smashed crab by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

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smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

smashed crab by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

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smashed crab face

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

smashed crab face by Enrique February 5, 2005

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Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

Smashed crab faced by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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