hulk-smashed

getting completely intoxicated while playing any Marvel vs Capcom game.

Last night me and the homies got together and got hulk-smashed playing MvC 2 while drinking 40oz's.

by Darkdancer December 2, 2010

Rocket Smash

When you're smashing your girl (or guy) so hard that you explode and take off like a rocket and it takes you to Mars.

Guy 1: Bro I just Rocket Smashed my girl last night that was crazy.
Guy 2: Yooooo no way that's crazy!

by sistersmasher69 June 13, 2021

smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017

Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach

Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?

by Miko22 December 28, 2021

clit smash

The point during sex were the women is about to orgasm, when she says "I'm cumming" the male pulls out his dick and beats the living shit out of her clit till her pussy litteraly exsploeds.

You won't like me when I'm angry "clit smash"

by Fucmehjerry November 9, 2017

kiwi smash

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander

Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash

by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2019