An aging single white guy with a bad mustache, bad haircut, and bad jeans, who constantly attempts to pick up on women way too young for him.
This totally smarmy guy tried to hit on me the other night. I tried to ignore him, but he just wouldn't stop talking.
by SaschaS June 27, 2005
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An obnoxiously stupid individual masquerading in a postion of authority.
A smarmie was posted near the entrance to the washrooms and demanded to see the hotel pass key upon entering and leaving the area.
by Bob Oswin July 02, 2005
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The monotone voice of NPR at any time of the day.
The smarmy tones of an abscure NPR reporter informed senior citizens around the country about pointless shit in a dull boring voice.
by Themidnightmeattrain November 05, 2008
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A very low class interjection of sex, usually very inappropriate, sleazy.
The old guy stood on the street corner making crude smarmy remarks to almost every girl or woman who passed by him.
by Bob Meyers June 27, 2006
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When waves are inconsistent and un-surfable
Damn, these waves are smarmy.
by rad dog April 04, 2003
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A musical term to be sleeklike too move in a predictable pattern but in a unpredictable way.To sound sweet to the ears but be grimmyat the same time..
That bassline was so smarmy.
by HYPERJ January 03, 2005
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