Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are
There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
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Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!
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Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!
by madaine May 5, 2005
When your smacking someone with your penis hard or soft erect or flaccid usually on the face or ass some times I tap her on the shoulder with it and she goes “oh hey”
(glarg glarg glarg) it makes women very horny
(glarg glarg glarg) it makes women very horny
by Horny for dominic January 25, 2022
is when u take your dick and hit people or things while eatting a large hambuger ...after you have just taken a big shit....
by kris bigelow March 29, 2005
by Josh October 10, 2003
by Amazon December 16, 2004
Definition 1: The act of furiously smashing your erect penis to the point of ejaculation.
Definition 2: Someone who is being an ass.
Definition 2: Someone who is being an ass.
Obama performed a dick smack for the viewing pleasure of bin Laden.
Trump is a dick smack because he wants to build a wall.
Trump is a dick smack because he wants to build a wall.
by ryhlyh March 13, 2017
Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?
Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.
Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.
Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.
Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.
Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.
Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.
by that guy that made this thing May 15, 2011