Smackbags 

Collective noun for a fine pair of swinging boobs, free of their wrapping and begging for a slapping. Or just a quick motorboat if your hands are tied.

He grabbed onto her smackbags and held on for dear life.

Smackbags by Sicko Smackdaddy July 9, 2015

smackbaggot 

Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.

Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”

smackbaggot by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

Smackagelies 

A flavored condom that is able to be consumed. Available in a large amount of flavors. Ex. Orange Glacier, Blueberry Surprise, Etc.

Josh: Yo fool i used smackagelies last night and got laid 12 times!

John: All i ate yesterday was smackagelies off guys *****.

Smackagelies by Gay mann December 22, 2009

Smackban 

Adj. - to simultaneously smack and ban a deserving noob.

Eve smackbans Primo while MadHatter laughs

Smackban by Hunter22Prime September 19, 2010

SmackBaby 

A baby, whose mother used heroin(smack) during the 9 months of pregnancy.

Unfortunately Frank, this baby is a smackbaby

SmackBaby by randy Farris April 5, 2011

smackbaggot 

Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.

Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”

smackbaggot by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

smackass 

One who thinks they know-it-all, but couldn't tell you their ass from their elbow.

Some smackass at poker last night was insisting that a three-of-a-kind beats a flush.

That smackass drives a Jeep, but tells everyone he owns a truck.

smackass by wiseguy February 24, 2004