by jo4n5 July 15, 2005
Get the smack the monkeymug. Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
by leimagnus September 25, 2013
Get the smack monkeymug. by Jeff January 12, 2004
Get the Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkeymug. The process of destroying a persons day or life, or it can literally be taken as "smacking a monkey that is employed by the Magisterium." Thirdly it can be taken as direct interjection of religion into a persons life.
Origins: the 2007 theatrical version of The Golden Compass, Where Nicole Kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.
Origins: the 2007 theatrical version of The Golden Compass, Where Nicole Kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.
"Why are you always trying to smack my church monkey?"
"I shouldn't have done that, it feels like I just got smacked by a church monkey."
"I shouldn't have done that, it feels like I just got smacked by a church monkey."
by JaKeJa January 3, 2008
Get the smack my church monkeymug. Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?
Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.
I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
by King Draco November 24, 2018
Get the Smack that monkeymug.