smack stick

someone who is so stupid, they have the brain power of a stick

Dale is a total smack stick, he can't think his way out of a shoe box.....

smack stick by Pagoda King July 21, 2017

shmack stick 

joint or blunt, looks like a stick, used for shmacking (smoking weed)

blunt, joint, shmack stick, schmack stick,

shmack stick by eoghan96 July 11, 2011

Snack Stick 

An unheated hot dog, eaten directly out of the package, without a bun. Popular locations to eat snack sticks include out of the back of a car trunk while camping or right out of the fridge at midnight while at home.

Dude, who wants some snack sticks? They come with a free mustard drizzle!

Snack Stick by Cowclops August 5, 2012

Sack Stick 

A word to describe Shelby Stec. The word of which to describe someone who blows you off with no excuse and then shows up at your funeral in light of how awful she was to you when you were alive.

“Wow, I can’t believe Shelby showed up to his funeral after everything she’s done to him”

“Yeah, she’s a real sack stick”

Sack Stick by Bdawg 1993 July 14, 2021

i'd stick a stack on it 

Feeling very confident on the outcome of the situation. Almost definite.

Laura: So do you think that Jen and Derek are going to hook up?
Sara: I'd stick a stack on it.
Laura: Wow, are you that sure?
Sara: Yeah

i'd stick a stack on it by master_bader March 20, 2008

Mozzarella Snack Sticks 

This nosh is produced by T.G.I. Friday's and includes very few ingredients found in nature. Under optimal conditions, the flavor is intended to be the chemical approximation of cheese.

The bouquet of T.G.I. Friday's Mozzarella Snack Sticks is complicated by a secret catalyst: previously-shed uterine lining.

Mozzarella Snack Sticks by Nude Fontanelle August 14, 2009

sticky sack 

When a man is experiencing liquiballs and the skin of his scrotum adheres to the side of his leg and/or taint with a superglue like bond. This effects causes said man extreme discomfort making it impossible for him to sit still without awkwardly and obviously adjusting his junk. Shaving the scrotum dramatically increases the stickiness of sticky sack.

Bobby unintentionally forfeited the job opportunity when the attractive female HR representative caught him adjusting his wicked case of sticky sack.

sticky sack by Just Cuz December 24, 2011