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slut in a box 

The "private live show" booths at the back of some porn shops and strip clubs, where a girl strips, masturbates, and/or inserts dildos on the lighted side of the glass, while the paying customer jacks off in the dark on the other side of the glass. A few of them are fronts for prostitution or have glory holes, but most are just places for a guy to have a quiet private yank on his crank while a pretty girl shows off to him.
Sandy got tired of guys trying to get under the G-string when they tucked in a bill, so she started working at the slut in a box club.

He didn't have the money for a hooker or even for a rub-and-tug so he ended up going to a slut in a box.
slut in a box by old lang guy September 25, 2006
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Slut in a Box 

The most powerful version of a "loose" or "woman who gets around" joke. As most people know, the box (cube) is the way to get the most volume for given surface area therefore entitling the highest slut density possible.
Bitch #1: Hey Cory what are you up to.
Cory: Nothing that would concern a Slut in a box like yourself, whore.

Slut in a box 

Those fat dirty fuckin hoes who work at "The Velvet Touch" on Mt.Morris road right off the exit. Those nasty bitches who sit in a box all day long, dancin and suckin dudes off for quarters.

They are also actually real prostitutes, selling their body in the parking lot.
We just got dope off that "slut in a box" down the road.
Slut in a box by ANTIslutinaboxx February 5, 2010

Slut in a box 

One of those girls wearing a lame t-shirt to my right.
Get it? She's a slut cause she probably has big jugs, and she's in a box cause the advertisement is a box. Slut in a box.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026