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slut in a box 

The "private live show" booths at the back of some porn shops and strip clubs, where a girl strips, masturbates, and/or inserts dildos on the lighted side of the glass, while the paying customer jacks off in the dark on the other side of the glass. A few of them are fronts for prostitution or have glory holes, but most are just places for a guy to have a quiet private yank on his crank while a pretty girl shows off to him.
Sandy got tired of guys trying to get under the G-string when they tucked in a bill, so she started working at the slut in a box club.

He didn't have the money for a hooker or even for a rub-and-tug so he ended up going to a slut in a box.
slut in a box by old lang guy September 25, 2006
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Slut in a Box 

The most powerful version of a "loose" or "woman who gets around" joke. As most people know, the box (cube) is the way to get the most volume for given surface area therefore entitling the highest slut density possible.
Bitch #1: Hey Cory what are you up to.
Cory: Nothing that would concern a Slut in a box like yourself, whore.

Slut in a box 

Those fat dirty fuckin hoes who work at "The Velvet Touch" on Mt.Morris road right off the exit. Those nasty bitches who sit in a box all day long, dancin and suckin dudes off for quarters.

They are also actually real prostitutes, selling their body in the parking lot.
We just got dope off that "slut in a box" down the road.
Slut in a box by ANTIslutinaboxx February 5, 2010

Slut in a box 

One of those girls wearing a lame t-shirt to my right.
Get it? She's a slut cause she probably has big jugs, and she's in a box cause the advertisement is a box. Slut in a box.
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