Hey what's that your smoking homie? Your friends looks at you with a blank expression with a little drool coming from their mouth and ask you can do is laugh and call them slump nigga
An African American, usually male of older age, who sits on their porch during the mid to lateevening hours, and harass the neighborhood. Also tend to be found in groups.
Stan: Yo, why we takin' the alley to the Quik-e-Mart?
Obi: Chillfool, those Stump Niggas be out disturbin' the peace!
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.