Sloppy mop

A really bad kisser, who gets spit all around your mouth after necking

My ex, was a really bad kisser, like a sloppy mop

by Illgiveyemaaskined June 13, 2016

sloppy mop

To ejaculate on and around the pussy... then having her sit on your face whilest rotating in a circular motion.

She gave me the sloppy mop... it's OK if it's your own.

by Beckman March 12, 2004

Sloppy Mop

When a woman's vagina has part of the lips hanging out.
Sort of like a cavern, with rocks coming out of the top.

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Bob: "Oi, charlese?"
Charlese: "Yes?"
Bob: "How old are you?"
Charlese: "Thirty Seven, Why?"
Bob: "Because you've got a sloppy mop hangin' out back here".

by BigGayLion January 3, 2015

Sloppy Moppy

When you're getting a blowjob and you ejaculate so hard she bursts into pieces so you have to mop her off the floor

Josh: Ay what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Wyatt: I gave her the sloppy moppy, RIP

by 420joshywashy February 24, 2020

sloppy moppy

Holding a girl upside down and using her hair as a mop to clean up cum on the floor.

Last night I ejaculated all over this girl's nice hardwood floor. I had to clean it up so I gave her a sloppy moppy.

by Lloyd Braun October 9, 2014

moppy sloppy

A broken, floppy mop that gets mud everywhere.

AKA: MEEEEE

Moppy Sloppy fun!!!

by Bone_Co11ector December 12, 2016

southern sloppytoppy

A particularly sloppy blowjob with Louisiana brand hot sauce smothered on the penis

Guy 1: “yo bro, last night Hayleigh went down and dirty and gave me some of that southern sloppytoppy”
Guy 2: “damm bro, that must have burnt like crazy”

by WaxLlama564 June 13, 2021