slop shopping

When in a pinch after last call your main choice or second option has disappeared from the bar with her ex that gave her warts or simply chose the better man, you look around and begin slop shopping.

Dude ! I know you were slop shopping last night your couch smells like cheese curds and panda shit.

by Redalert423 July 14, 2017

SlopChopping

The sound a dog makes in the morning when his mouth is dry.

The dog's constant slopchopping woke me up, again.

by siphoned philosophy November 29, 2014