Slirsty 

When you are sleepy but also is thirsty

" Darius was slirsty at 5:00 a.m. "

Slirsty by UnknownSexciiCreature June 13, 2017

Slursty 

An individual who is under the influence of promethazine(lean) and is slurring in speech still thirsty for more.

That bitch so slursty on that lean, had to cut her ass off! Slursty ass bitch!!!

Slursty by BruskaMa December 29, 2021

Shirsty 

Thirst caused from a bowel movement.

John was so shirsty after using the bathroom he went straight to the drink machine for a soda.

Shirsty by Johnny Gnome May 26, 2018

Shirsty 

The thirst brought on from a recent bowel movement.

Bryan was shirsty after using the C-Wing bathroom. It's no surprise that he was the one responsible for the sewage backup.

Shirsty by RudyMonster May 24, 2018

Shirsty 

Thirst caused by a recent bowel movement.

John must have been shirsty after using the bathroom, he went to the soda machine to get a drink after taking a dump.

Shirsty by Johnny Gnome May 26, 2018

Smirsty 

Smoke-Thirsty; Craving or needing smoke

"It's been a rough day and I'm smirsty."
"He skipped his smoke break so he was smirsty."

Smirsty by GeneralG March 12, 2010

Shirsty 

Thirst after taking a shit. Shit + Thirsty = Shirsty

He was so Shirsty after taking a shit that I had to get a soda from the drink machine.

Shirsty by Johnny Gnome June 2, 2018