(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.
While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.
by lokopanocho December 03, 2010
A combination of "lurk" and "sneak." Means you're doing something clever and naughty. Can also represent someone shady or creepin.
Look at that slerkin guy over there!
I was slerkin around in the bushes outside your window.
She is such a slerk.
I was slerkin around in the bushes outside your window.
She is such a slerk.
by Emily Anne January 12, 2008
The slow motion of Twerking
by dbreezy June 25, 2014
by Shong December 20, 2008
"It's 3am and I freaked out so much I basically like head planted the desk and slerked." - @ElaraAura
by ScholarlyGamer December 20, 2017
by qaimaqam September 06, 2023