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Grandpa's Sleepytime 

Three to Five shots of vodka, 20ml of NyQuil (preferably cherry), and an energy drink of your choice (Nos, Red Bull, etc.)
Man, that Grandpa's Sleepytime had me on my A game.

Sleepturbating 

The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.
Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
Sleepturbating by emuishere December 20, 2009
Alternate form of sleep.

To be asleep.
Jamal: "Have you heard from Danell today? We finna go to the movies later."

Jimmy: "Mannn, I called over his momma house and she said he was sleet."
Sleet by JimmyDaGent November 24, 2019

sleepytwt 

The twitter fandom for the group sleepyboisinc, which consists of the content creators Technoblade, Wilbur Soot, and Ph1lza.

Originally, this fandom was split into three different respective groups, known as technotwt, wilburtwt, and philtwt (these being the individual groups for the three boys). However, after the boys came out with the group name sleepyboisinc, these groups merged into one giant fandom.

Probably the only sane minecraft youtuber (or mcyt for short) fandom left. Barely any drama happens here; this group is filled with unproblematic kings and queens.

Techno, Wilbur, and Phil themselves know about sleepytwt, and like to get involved with whatever shenanigans the stans are up to. Well...Wilbur and Phil do, at least. Techno seems to care less. :(

The nicest mcyt fandom. You're sure to be greeted with a warm welcome, a bomb of retweets and follows, and wholesomeness. Once you get to know them, you'd want to die for them. Don't worry though, they'd want to die for you too.

Oh yeah, they also created the colorzas. I don't want to get into too much detail, but it's basically an au where Phil has multiple different personas of himself that represent different colors. Just think of Phil...but RED. Or perhaps Phil but pink? Yeah.

This fandom is full of talented artists and editors, along with hilarious and sometimes concerning tweets and concepts. It's a whole crackhead show there, and it's amazing.
I'm going to join sleepytwt so I can talk about sleepyboisinc!
sleepytwt by meringushii May 31, 2020

sleestack 

unattractive female (usually found in seedy bars or trailer parks), on the sexual prowl for unwitting victims.
sleestack by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Sleeptasticles 

A curious blend of the words 'sleep', 'testicles', and 'fantastic'. This word is generally used having made yourself look like a total tit on an online forum by getting drunk and posting random, misspelt messages which provide great and varied entertainment to those privileged enough to be witness to such events, and said drunk poster is going to sleep, or pass out in a corner, or whatever.

The word was coined by Ultimate Metal forum member King Richard in a highly entertaining post named 'paaartty!1!'
King Richard: jagerboms are the shit!!!!!!! fuckin wasted mangs! FUCkyESS

Krigloch the Furious: gross! Redbull is terrible.
Irish Car Bombs are the way to go

King Richard: kriggles is the man too1!
i had a bad night wijth carbombedeeeers one night
fuckthers somethn wron with my shift button god

Rabid Headbanger: You really can't type well drunk, can you?

King Richard: yoiure the man rabid1
fuck typin1 who neesd to typ srsly

King Richard: fuk joo all
sleeptasticles

Ender Rises: I have never laughed so hard in my life than I just did at this thread. King's gonna regret this shit in the morning.
Sleeptasticles by old1eye July 23, 2008