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Fart Yourself To Sleep 

When it's bedtime so you fart yourself to sleep by going under the blankets and creating a fart box until you pass out in your own farts.
Ricky: "I can't sleep"
Danny: "You should fart yourself to sleep, I do it every night"

Sleep farts 

When a person holds their farts in all day and their butthole stays tight until it comes time for slumber. Once fast asleep the sphyincter loosens and gas is emitted at high rate of speed for a prolonged period of time
Hey babe when you had a sleep farts last night, your ass hair blew in the wind like a vidal sassoon commercial.
Sleep farts by Poppy2cocky July 17, 2018

Sleepfasting 

To reduce your rest intake, to deprive oneself of sleep.
sleepfasting day today , sleepfast day, sleepfasting day today!

sleepfortheweeki'monlyhalfweek 

Things cringey kids like me will spam at their friend's number
Friend: go the fuck to sleep
You: SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek SleepfortheweekI'monlyhalfweek

sleepfarter 

A person who passes their gas while they are asleep
Holly is the worst to sleep near, she is such a sleepfarter.
sleepfarter by jordan calise April 4, 2011

sleepfartnea 

is a sleep disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in Flatulence or instances of abnormally low mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process, during sleep. Each pause can last from a few seconds to minutes, and may occur 5 to 30 times or more an hour.
He suffers from sleepfartnea
sleepfartnea by ZEEG March 13, 2012