slapping the ham 

To masturbate continually for hours upon end.

Danny is known for slapping the ham.

slapping the ham by sixtynine lover June 26, 2006

Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.

Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.

Slapping the hamster by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015

slapping the hams 

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound

What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?

slapping the hams by Burlin August 5, 2021