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slapping the ham

To masturbate continually for hours upon end.
Danny is known for slapping the ham.
by sixtynine lover June 26, 2006
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Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.
Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.
by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015
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slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound
What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?
by Burlin August 5, 2021
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