slap around

To masturbate

Doug went home for a slap around.

by SnubG June 6, 2018

Slapped around

Fingering a female

I slapped around with Anna the other night!

by Alotofhotdogs September 19, 2016

slap dicking around

Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.

I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.

by Pussy master January 22, 2014

SLAPS ALL AROUND

An expression of extreme anger at something so amazingly fucking stupid that everyone involved in any way with it should be slapped.

Katsudo Ryoku: it's weird how taco bell started making fries
Katsudo Ryoku: stranger still that they rock
NecroVMX: TACO BELL MAKES FRIES? WHAT THE FUCK?
NecroVMX: SLAPS ALL AROUND

by NecroVMX June 28, 2003

The slap heard around the world

At the 2022 Academy Awards/Oscars Will Smith slapped Chris Rock after making a G. I. Jane joke. The aforementioned slap is known as "The slap heard around the world."

Almost 10 million people saw the slap heard around the world live.

by Yassssitopia April 2, 2022

Slap ol’ Bozo Around

To Master-bate, whack off, punch the clown, slap and honk the red nose,

You up to anything this Friday night, did Stacey call you?

Nah, fuck all, think I’ll stay home and punch the clown, slap ol’ Bozo around for a few hours and go to bed.

by Fuck’nClownShoes July 4, 2021